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2003-03-03 - 4:58 p.m.

you mean Nanc’?

shit, I talked to her assistant on the phone

she wants me to do like Ronnie and make her scream and moan

while she sits by his bedside in her Oscar de la Renta

she thinks about my skin, and her face turns magenta

I’m like the shots ringin out in hinkley’s attempt

I’d tell you what I do to her,

but Sandra Day holds contempt

this is my chance to show love for my nation

my tongue will make her eyes pop like some Jap-animation

I take care of Lady Bird, Rosalyn, Barbara, Hillary and the rest

but it sure wasn’t me makin’ a mess on Monica’s Gap dress

The state of the union is all their men care about

I don’t give a fuck about Iraq,

I just wanna make Laura shout

Congress passed a bill sayin’ my acts are shady

but they all know I’m a first class lover for my First Lady

 

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