2003-01-08 - 9:47 a.m.
I found a pink notebook on the subway covered with shiny baby blue puppies and "Berquist eats my cute butt" scribbled on it. In the inside pocket, I found this really intricately folded note. Here are its contents in their entirety.
‘Sup Becky (AKA Sittin’ Pretty),
So Social Studies totally sucks. Ms. Berquist was all up in my face cuz I didn’t do the reading. I mean, how could I? After practice, all I could think about is how I exist right now. Every once in a while I’m really freaked out by that. It’s a lot more likely that I’d be dead, I mean, a lot more people are dead than alive. Actually, its pretty amazing that I exist at all. I don’t really know what the obstacles to existence are but I’m pretty sure there’s a bunch, somewhere in the billions.
Well, I better get going cuz I don’t get to exist that long. Y’know those fish, lemmongs or something, that swim upstream? Well, my chance at existence is kinda like that; not the whole the fish, just one of his leaps upstream. We each get one leap. That’s not much.
I can’t wait for Friday night! We rock!
LUVS YA,
Kirsten
AKA
Blizzy Bee
