2002-11-14 - 1:11 p.m.
An excerpt from a conversation I had with my mom on the phone last night.
Mom: So I think I'm going to limit my diet strictly to veal.
Sirlady: What? That's probably not such a good idea.
Mom: Oh, c'mon, I'm a grown woman, and I want to eat veal for breakfast, lunch, snack and dinner.
Sirlady: There are so many reasons why that is a bad idea. I mean, c'mon, you are El Paso Sun Queen 1964 and eating that much baby cow is just not a very royal thing to do.
Mom: Goddamnit, I guess you're right. I have to think of my constituents. Shit, and I already bought those lil' fuckers crates and pacifiers.
