2002-08-23 - 9:00 a.m.
I woke up this morning with a whole buncha black tar in my hair. I don't know how it got there, if it arrived in my folicles before I went to sleep or if it dripped on my head during the night. I went to the gym last night and I'm pretty sure it wasn't there then. Wait, could it be that its my black tar? I mean, no matter what its mine, but could it be that my body produced it?
I tried getting it out but that didn't prove very fruitful. My comb just snapped in half and now its stuck in there as well. I had no choice but to go to work with a tar head and a broken comb. So far, no one really seems to care, but then again, its only 10:00. Wait 'til the Grusomebreakrooomladies see this. How did it get here? Come to think of it, some pretty dark thoughts have been floating around my head. Maybe they're trying to escape . . .
